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Every category offers its own dark adventure through history, science, myth, and madness. Some designs vanish forever. Others shouldn’t exist at all. Look close—you might find something the present tried to erase.

History Never Looked This Brutal
This is what it looks like when history goes hard. Direct-to-garment printed on heavyweight 100% cotton Gildan tees, every piece holds up in the wild—not just on screen.
👇 Below this are a few of our designs brought to life. Beyond that, the entirety of Metal-dom awaits you. Godspeed fine warrior.





Descend through realms within realms—each great banner hides countless shirts, each shirt a fragment of a vaster design. These are the grand concepts, the titans of history, myth, and the strange, and within them sprawl whole worlds to explore. Open one, and you may never stop falling.
History Is Metal!
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History Is Metal!
The Past Isn’t Dead — It’s Wearing Chains, Covered in Ash, and...
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Pre-History is Metal!
Pre-history is the void before memory—an age of blood, bone, and shadow...
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Science is Metal!
In the dim glow of candlelit labs and thunder-struck towers, they toiled—alchemists...
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Christianity is Metal!
Christianity is a kingdom built on blood and forgiveness—crosses raised high above...
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Holidays are Metal!
From blood-soaked battlefields to firelit feasts, every holiday has a story—and not...
The United States Is Metal!
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The 50 States Are Metal!
Forged in blood, rebellion, and manifest storms—each state a scar on the...
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Nevada is Metal!
Founded in 1864, Nevada is a land of extremes—silver booms, nuclear blasts,...
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Hawaii is Metal!
Explore our boldest drop yet: athletic-cut sublimated jerseys and cotton tees inspired...
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U.S. State Mugs are Metal!
This is blood, rebellion, and raw history—etched into 50 brutal designs. Each...
Limited Runs and One-Offs
Customs for friends and family of history.
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Bab Al-Mandab is Metal!
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Serial Masticator Metal Band Graphic Shirt | Rock Concert Gear, Festival Wear, Gift for Metal Fans
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Light the Beam Metal Tee
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Sunflower Samurai Metal Tee
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Space Cowboy Metal Tee
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Have a Nice Trip! Metal Tee
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Fly Eagles, Fly! Metal Tee
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Vegas Born Knights (Back Print)
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50 Billion Double Dollar Metal Tee
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Selena is Metal! Tee (Back Print)
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The World Is Metal!
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North America is Metal!
Borders are myths. Nations are bloodlines. From arctic desolation to jungle fire,...
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South America is Metal!
Colonized, divided, plundered—but never broken. Every border a scar, every flag a...
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Europe is Metal!
Crusades, cathedrals, revolts, and ruin—Europe's past is a storm of blood and...
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World Wonders are Metal!
Travel is not escape—it’s exposure. Every border crossed peels back another layer...
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Megalithia is Metal!
Before cities, before kings—there were stones. Massive, ancient, precise. Raised by hands...
Culture Is Metal!
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Language is Metal!
Before translation, before colonization, there were tongues shaped by ritual, conquest, and...
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Storytelling is Metal!
Storytelling is older than writing, older than war. It’s how firelight became...
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Astrology is Metal!
Before apps and horoscopes, the stars were omens—read in blood, fire, and...
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Eunuchs are Metal!
They were castrated, but never powerless. From shadowy court manipulators to battlefield...
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Kendama is Metal!
A centuries-old weapon of skill, balance, and obsession. Born from Japanese tradition,...
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Roleplaying is Metal!
Fantasy roleplaying is a blood oath to the unreal—a descent into shadow...
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Working Out is Metal!
Muscle is forged in fire. Every drop of sweat, every scream under...